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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running
‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’
Sex Games of the Married
Senseless clowning around
Tags:blind, blindness, disability, disabilities, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, disabled, eyesight, angler, anglers, angling, fishermen, fisherman, fish, fishing, fishing spot, fishing spots, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing line, fishing lines, catch, catches, fish, fishes
The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
'How did you train him so well?'
Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."
Tags:rabies, rabies vaccine, rabies vaccines, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, rabies vaccination, rabies vaccinations, vaccine myth, vaccine myths, vaccination myth, vaccination myths, antivax, anti-vaccination, antivaccination, blind, blindness, side effect, side effects, side-effect, side-effects, rumour, rumour mill, rumor mill, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, tread mill, tread mills, tread-mills, tread-mills, exercise machines, exercise machines, exercising machines, exercising machine, running machine, running machines, office, offices, office workers, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, mistake, mistaken, misconception, misconceived, oblivious, health conscious, health obsessed, healthy living, healthy lifestyle, exercised obsessed, exercise obsession, exercise obsession disorder, treadmill desks, treadmill desks, tread mill desk, tread-mill desk, running machine desks, running machine desks, losing weight, lose weight, obese, obesity, over weight, over-weight, office walking desk, office walking desks, health craze, health fad, impractical, impracticality, blind, blindness, right under your nose
"This place was better before they tore it down."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, change, demolition, building demolition, demolished, demolished building, demolished business, eating out, dining out, customer, customers, patron, patrons, preference, closed down, closing down, closed for business, blind, blindness, local restaurant, local restaurants, hole in the wall, holes in the wall, hipster, hipsters, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms
Blind Mice - Please Help
Tags:blind, blind mice, blind mouse, mouse, mice, blind as a bat, homeless, begging, begger, panhanderler, charity, charity shop, charities, charity shops, food bank, food banks, food pantry, food pantries, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, fight hunger, stop hunger, end hunger, unhelpful, not helping, not supportive, cheapskate, selfish
'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'
'Now what seems to be the problem?'
'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'
'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'
Husbands Random Act of Blindness
'Stuart, those are combs. The reading glasses are over here.'
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback
A man in sunglasses
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."