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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
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"They fixed the printer."
"Non-traditional office space should be more fun."
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We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
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Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
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'It says, 'Take on step at a time.' Wait a second, that can't be right.'
"Ever wonder where humans go to die?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, dove, doves, ledge, ledges, on the ledge, suicidal, skyscraper, skyscrapers, tall building, tall buildings, philosophical question, philosophical questions, afterlife, afterlives, downtown, mystery, mysteries, mystery of life, mysteries of life, bird, birds, question, questions
"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"
'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'
'We need your vote, Edwards.'
'You always lacked ambition, Perkins.'
"Thanks, we're fine. We just thought the idea of running off a cliff was getting a little stale."
'Call the building's architects'
To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.
'We'll be able to tell what sort of budget it is by the speed the boss comes hurtling down past this window.'
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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'Poor Jones, that's the third time this month he's jumped.'
Risk Management Corp -- 'Mr. Sorely will see you now.'
"He's got a smartphone. Let's see if we can text him down."
"Leave us alone! I am a behavior therapist! I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights!"
Tags:fear, fears, fear of heights, immersion therapy, immersion therapies, ledge, ledges, ledge jumper, ledge jumpers, hostage, hostages, hostage situation, hostage situations, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, overcome, overcomes, overcoming, acrophobia, acrophobic, acrophobics, behavior therapist, behavior therapists, behaviour therapist, behaviour therapists
'If you dream it, you can fly. Of course, I only mean that figuratively. Do you know what 'figuratively' means Johnny? ... Johnny?'
Woodpecker under Cliff Edge,