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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, wino, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenly, cry, cries, crying, sob, sobs, sobbing, emotional, emotions, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, identity, identities, couple, couples, identify, identifies, identifying, sad song, sad songs, lonely, loneliness, sad drunk, sad drunks, depressed, depression, depressing, musician, musicians, favorite musician, favourite musician, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, tearful, tearfully, tear up, tears up, tearing up
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, idea, ideas, spitball, spitballs, spitballing, time, time pass, time passes, time passing, side effect, side effects, global warming, climate change, time pass, time passes, time passing, passage of time, relativity, theory of relativity, martini, martinis, martini lunch, martini lunches, physicist, physicists
"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
Tags:proposition, proposal, proposals, suggestion, suggestions, influence, influences, scheme, schemes, scenario, scenarios, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, depressed, depression, crisis, cheer, cheering up, cheer up, cheer ups, wingman, wingmen, friend, friends, buds, pals, bud, pal, stranger, strangers, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, pub, pubs
"This is the wine talking."
Tags:wine, wine talking, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, ramble, rambles, rambling, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wino, winos, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, chat, chats, chatting, conversation, conversations
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
Working at a brewery.
"In Vino Fertilization"
Tags:fertilization, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilizing, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilisation, drunk, drunken, one night stand, one night stands, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, conceptions, in vitro, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, alcoholism
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
Tags:blotto, very drunk, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, barmaid, barmaids, alcohol, alcoholic drink, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic drinks, alcoholic beverages, straight up, no ice, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, oblivion, oblivious, unaware, unconscious, intoxicated, intoxication, intoxicating, drunks, customer, customers, customer service, drinker, drinkers, lounge, lounges, shot, shots, double shot, double shots
"Ordinarily, I lean toward a land-based-MX system. But when I have a few drinks I lean toward those little submarines."
Tags:missile, missiles, nuclear war, nuclear wars, nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, sub, subs, submarine, submarines, drunk, drunks, drunken, military industrial complex, military industry, military industries, bar, bars, preference, preferences, world war 3, world war iii, world war, world wars, holocaust, nuclear holocaust, icbm, icbms, hawk, hawks, war hawk, war hawks
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
"Oh, God, now they'll all start."
Tags:herd, herds, herd mentality, her mentalities, pack, packs, pack mentality, pack mentalities, howl, howls, howling, wolf, wolves, wild dog, wild dogs, dog, dogs, sing, sings, singing, pub, pubs, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barkeeper, barkeepers, nuisance, nuisances, racket, rackets, noisy, off-key, singalong, singalongs, annoyance, annoyances, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
The Stages of Wine
Tags:wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, intoxication, intoxicated, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, date, dates, dating, drunk, drunken, drunken night out, drunken nights out, night out, nights out, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, bad decision, bad decisions, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, hit on, hits on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, wino, winos
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
"Actually, right now I'm in retox."
"That's Laura's Susanne Bartsch imitation. I guess it's time for us to go."
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
Tags:power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, challenge, challenges, challenging, pissing contest, pissing contests, drink, drinks, drinking, drunken, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, bad idea, ill-advised, crawl, crawls, crawling, gravity, defy, defies, defying, bad decision, bad decisions, poor decision, poor decisions
Britishness Test: 'You passed on bigotry but failed on holding down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'
"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
Tags:class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couples