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Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'
'Could you repeat the question?'
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"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'
What the hell did I do last night?
'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'
"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."
'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'
All dressed up without the slightest idea why.
"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
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'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'
'Dang, I forgot my notes!'
"I forget to drink."
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Senior PGA Moment.
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In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.
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'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'
'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'
'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'
"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
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'I've been taking memory-enhancing drugs, and now I can remember all the drugs I took in the 60s and 70s.'
'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'
'He's at that stage where he tends to wander.'
'This baby has lots of memory.'
"Oh, I should know this. I'm just having a senior kindergarten moment."