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Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.
Have you been naughty or nice?
'I'm good or bad depending on the circumstances, the situation, and the people involved.'
Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.
"A life sentence isn't so bad. With good behavior, a poor diet, smoking and lack of exercise, you'll be out in no time."
"Sometimes I don't want to be a good boy."
'I think we've cured Benjamin's depression and he's a lively, well behaved little boy again, let's go and see what he's doing next door.'
"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."
'I didn't want to peak too soon.'
'I'm being a good boy for the sake their marriage.'
TRUTH AND POLITICIANS
Tags:einstein, politician, politicians, truthful, truthfulness, truth, truth teller, truth tellers, truthteller, truthtellers, doing your best, doing our best, good behavior, good behaviour, golden rule, golden rules, trust, trusts, trusting, trustworthy, trustworthiness, expectation, expectations, political
'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'
Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.
Obedience School/Disobedience School.
'...do your accounting records show how you give everyone gifts and still stay solvent?'
'Due to heating costs this year, the GOOD boys and girls will get coal in their stockings.'
"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."
'Add up all the hugs I gave my Mom and Dad this year. . . Now subtract all the times I've kept them up all night and written on the walls. . .'
"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."
Tags:positive reinforcement, positive reinforcements, media attention, press attention, bipartisan politics, partisan politics, good behaviour, good behavior, journalist, journalists, politician, politicians, budget, budgets, teamwork, operant conditioning, federal budget, federal budgets, washington, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats
"Are you sure your teacher gave you time off for good behavior?"
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"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."
Tags:post, mail, mailperson, mail person, postman, post woman, mailman, mailwoman, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bark, barks, barking, alarm, alarming, delight, delighted, breakthrough, identify, identified, identification, found, find, discover, discovery, behave, behaving, good behaviour, calm, calmed, dog trainer, dog trainers, therapy, therapist, therapists, pavlov's dog, breakthrough, breakthroughs, prejudice, prejudices
'I don't need to explain what could happen should this fall into the wrong hands.'
'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'
'And that's his evil twin brother'
Britishness Test - Queue Here.