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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
Tags:yarmulke, yarmulkes, jewish voter, jewish voters, jewish vote, giuliani, rudy giuliani, mayor, mayors, new york, new york city, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, fashion, hat, hats, fashionable, mislead, misleads, misleading, shop, shops, shopping, men's fashion, appeal, appeals, appealing, deceive, deceives, deceiving, appropriate, appropriates, appropriation, religious dress, jew, jews, jewish, demographic, demographics, campaign, campaigns, campaigning
"Those D's are misleading."
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, deceitful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
"Congratulations, Dave! I don't think I've read a more beautifully evasive and subtly misleading public statement in all my years in government."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, speech, speeches, public speaking, liar, liars, speech writer, speech writers, public statement, public statements, misleading, evasive, untrue, stretch the truth, avoid the problem, ambiguous
"And no more sex scandals!"
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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
Tags:highway, highways, road sign, road signs, signage, signs, sign, literal meaning, literal, literally, expectation, expectations, misleading, mislead, highway exit, highway exits, road trip, road trips, gas, fuel, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, restaurant, restaurants, roadside, roadside service, roadside services, car, cars, driving, symbol, symbols
'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'
"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, beer hall, beer halls, frankenstein, villain, villains, monster, monsters, monstrous, bad reputation, bad reputations, mislead, misleads, misleading, rumor, rumors, rumor mill, rumor mills, rumour, rumours, rumour mill, rumour mills, gossip, gossips, gossiping, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies
"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
Tags:misleading advertising, false advertising, misleading, false, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, commercial, commercials, strategy, strategies, real life, television, deception, deceptions, dishonesty, father, fathers, son, sons, dad, dads, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Tags:washington, washington dc, capitol hill, white house, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, aid, aids, speechwriter, speechwriters, speech, speeches, political, truth, truths, fact, facts, promise, promises, half-truth, half-truths, falsehood, falsehoods, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonesty, dishonesty, ethics, unethical, misleading, corrupt, corruption, scandal, scandals, doctored, official, officials, spin, spin doctor, spin doctors, pr, p.r., public relations, crooked, underhanded, sneaky, hiding, manipulating, manipulative, manipulation, obfuscation, obfuscating, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, modern politics, modern life
"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."
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"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
Tags:schizophrenia, schizophrenic, schizophrenics, dog, dogs, voice, voices, best friend, best friends, voice in your head, voices in your head, crazy, insane, insanity, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, convince, convinces, convincing, argument, arguments, logic
Ok, Mr. Lipshy... What about now? Better or worse?
"I am not Crazy Horse! Crazy Horse is a man. I'm Fred."
Tags:crazy horse, military leader, military leaders, lakota, chief, chiefs, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, western, westerns, indian, indians, native american, native americans, first nations, mislead, misleads, misleading, identity, name, names, namesake, namesakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
"So you'll tell me what I need to know when I need to know it?"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, politician, politicians, general public, the general public, peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, oppression, oppressor, oppressors, freedom of information, mislead, misleading, corrupt, corruption, corrupt government, corrupt governments, government corruption
"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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Free Lunch - $10.
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
Tags:location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich
"Actually, there's no factory, but it's something, you know, people expect."
"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, easter rabbit, easter rabbits, chocolate, chocolates, candy, sweets, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunnies, food, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, dating, false, fake, misleading, mistake, mistakes, mistake identity