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"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."
"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
Tourism and Travel.
"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."
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"You have the phrase book. Congratulate him on his small carbon footprint."
Excess Baggage: The fact that you're a friend of the judge back home won't help much when you're in a foreign jail.
Excess Baggage: If you are handed a menu in a foreign language you might want to ask a few questions before you order.
Excess Baggage: There was a time when you could spot Americans overseas by the way they dressed.
Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.
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'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'
"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."
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'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'
'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'
'How about a round the world ticket? Got anywhere else?'
'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'
'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'
'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'
'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'
'Honey, this vacation is great but I'm going to miss my boss... would you please call me names?'
Mensa Travel: 'To qualify, you must answer me these questions three...'
City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'
Travel agent: 'I can give you a treally good deal, if you're willing to STAND all the way to Boston.'
'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'
City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'