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"Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law."
Tags:courtroom, judge, science, law, personal safety, issues of personal safety, client, clients, gravity, law of gravity, laws of gravity, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, law breaker, law breakers, rebel, rebels, rebellion, law, laws, judge, judges, mankoff
Two prisoners talking. 'Laws are a lot like women. You can't please 'em all the time.'
"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, cops, cop, ex cop, ex policeman, prison cell, police, policeman, criminal, criminals, crimes, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, sentence, sentencing, cellmates, inmate, inmates, law breaker, law breakers, law breaking, law and order, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, law enforcement officer, jailbird, jailbirds, tough, rough, hard, difficult, secret, secrets, secretive, giveaway, giveaways
"Let me give you a lesson in American history: James Madison never intended the Bill of Rights to protect riffraff like you."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, history, historical, judge, judges, judicial branch, judicial system, court, courts, courtroom, jury duty, constitution, bill of rights, historical figures, james madison, riffraff, trouble, troublemakers, troublemaker, law breaker, law breakers, law and order, low class, loser, worthless
"The 'Post' did an unflattering piece on me."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, criminal, criminals, law breakers, against the law, media, newspapers, newspaper, publicity, bad publicity, moral relativism, judgement, judgements, bad guy, bad guys, bunk bed, bunk beds, unflattering, inmates, inmate, news, defamation of character, slander, bad reputation, fake news, false news, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists
"How many times must I tell you not to speak metaphorically?"
'If you'd broken a law, I could get you off ? but you violated a Federal guideline!'
What if God, like us, just began breaking all His laws...
"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoners, prisoner, jail, jails, law, laws, law breaking, law breakers, moral relativism, convicted, conviction, convictions, sentencing, sentenced, psychology, arrogance, history, retro, 90's, 1990's, nineties, long sentence, long sentencing, wasted years, judgement, jury, guilty verdict, verdict, court, guilty, criminal, criminals, law and order, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic
Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.
Tags:mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing, rock climber, rock climbers, rock climbing, extreme sport, extreme sports, speeding, fine, fines, rules, rule breaker, rule breakers, law breaker, law breakers, crag, crags, cragsman, cragswoman, cragsmen, backpacker, hiker, outdoorsman, nature
'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'
We are a criminal-friendly community.
'Someone, help me! Everything I was put in here for is now legal!'
"Senator, regarding my alleged breaking of the leash law, I am here to fully cooperate with your committee."
"These people are law-abiding citizens, Carrie. So don't mention that warrant for my arrest."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest warrant, arrest warrants, arrest, arrests, criminal record, criminal records, law-abiding, law breaker, law breakers, law abiding, citizen, citizens, citizens arrest, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests
Excess Baggage: The fact that you're a friend of the judge back home won't help much when you're in a foreign jail.
Dog tries to obey No Dog sign
Tags:dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog park, dog parks, dog ban, dog bans, law abiding, law breaker, law breakers, crimes, dog behaviour, obedience training, dog behavior, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, pup, pups
"Evidently, you're not important enough for a reward, but there's a finder's fee."
"I knew I was in trouble when my lawyer insisted on anonymity."
'That's what I like about Jeremiah - NOTHING gets him down!'
Smash the System
'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'