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'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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'Cut the blue wire!'
"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"
Tags:lay off, laying off, laid off, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, firing, fired, blue, the blues, folk music, folk musician, folk musicians, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, cut, cuts, recession, financial crisis, manager, managers, boss, bosses, bad manager, bad managers, unemployment, unemployed, unproffessional
"Wasn't this blue back in 1947?"
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space, outer space, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, planet, planets, earth, planet earth, the blue planet, blue, black, past, history, environment, nature, environmental destruction, humans, humanity, destroy, destroying, destruction, climate change, global warming, desertification, pollution, air pollution, water pollution, oil spill, oil spills, environmental issues, environmental problems
'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'
'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'
'I'm not loving the blue.'
'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'
'When you're feeling blue you have to laugh at yourself. If that doesn't work, go laugh at someone else.'
Let's do the continental.
'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'
"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."
"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."
I love my Uke.
'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'
'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'
"I got the blues in the morning', I got the blues at night...' "Yeah, yeah."
Tags:blue, blues singer, blues singers, singer, singers, singer/songwriter, singer/songwriters, blues, blues music, blues musician, blues musicians, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, grievance, grievances, list of grievances, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, fed up, get fed up, gets fed up, bored, boring
'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'
Van Gogh Selfies
Grandpa's checking to see if he has BLUETOOTH again!
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
Tags:cheese, cheeses, blue cheeses, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, cheese connoisseur, cheese connoisseurs, turophile, turophiles, blue, food, dairy, fresh, milk, mold, meal, delicious, snack, gourmet, restaurant, piece, french, soft, yellow, brie, eat, cuisine, menu, swiss, tones, electric, sky, navy gorgonzola, healthy, dinner, france, appetizer, roquefort, cambozola, fungus, store
A red and blue cushion switch places.
Tags:swap, swaps, swapping, switch, switch places, switching places, swappign places, cushions, couch cushion, couch cushions, cushion, change, changes, strange occurrence, strange occurrences, sofa, sofas, couch, red, blue, switch, politics, strange, bizarre, sequential, illicit, furniture, swap, reversed, reversal