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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
Tags:travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, world traveller, world travellers, world traveler, world travelers, international, world, abroad, foreign, trip, trips, souvenir, souvenirs, gift shop, gift shops, trinket, trinkets, tchotchkes, junk, ugly, useless, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tchotchke, tourist, tourists, tourism, ugly american, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, bigot, bigots, consumerism, consumerist
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."
Watching Your Step
Tags:atlas, world on your shoulders, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana skin, banana skins, trip, tripping, tripping up, slip, fall, slipping, falling, slapstick, slapstick humour, slapstick comedy, greek mythology, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, titanomachy, endure, enduring, endurance, accident, accidents, watch your step, watching your step
"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."
Tags:ibuprofen, prescription, prescriptions, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations, drug, trip, trips, trippy, psychedelic, psychedelics, wrong medication, wrong medications, medication, medications, medicating, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abuse, drugged, overdose, overdoses, overdosing, pink elephants
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'
"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, ticket, tickets, round-trip, round trip, round-trip ticket, round-trip tickets, round trip ticket, round trip tickets, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, cost, costs, cutting costs, animal, animals, shark, sharks, seaside, seashore, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, fight, fights, fighting, argument, argument, arguing, bad choice, bad choices, worst vacation, worst holiday, bad holiday, bad vacation, bad vacations, bad holidays
"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, trip, trips, regional, culture, cultural, rich people, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, work of art, artwork, fajita, fajitas, food, foods
The fumble bee
"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
Tags:mt. everest, everest, mount everest, mountain, mountains, the himalayas, nepal, tibet, china, climb, climbing, mountain climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, chore, escalator, escalators, technology, modern, modern life, sherpa, sherpas, white privilege, picnic, picnics, champagne, lazy, laziness, first world privilege, dark tourism, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, easy
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, side-effect, side-effects, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating, vision, visions, delusion, bad side effect, bad side effect, bad side-effect, bad side-effects, trip, trips.tripping, trippy, strange, unusual, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, mutant, mutants, fantasy, horror, grotesque
Viva Las Vegas.
Tags:vegas, las vegas, city of sin, children, child, betting, drinking, drinks, restaurant, restaurants, gambling, gamble, gambles, casino, casinos, family, families, journey, journeys, travel, travelling, tourist, tourism, vacation, vacations, viva, annoy, annoying, unsuited, confuse, confused, confusing, different, trip, trips
"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."
Tags:travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourism, tourist, tourists, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, rest, resting, relaxation, holiday, holidays, travel agency, travel agencies, travel agent, travel agents, trip, trips, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, anywhere, getting away from it all, getting away, escaping
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.
"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
Tags:vacations, worry, wait, problems, psychology, leisure, anxiety, seasons, summer, holiday, holidays, vacation, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worrier, worriers, worries, worried, stress, stresses, create stress, creating stress, forgetful, forgetting, forget, forgets, long vacation, long vacations, trip, trips, packing, packed, last minute, mankoff
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Well, now we've seen it."
Tags:travel, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, tourism, tourist, tourists, touring, scenic, view, views, everything, seeing everything, finished, done, seen it all, world traveler, world travelers, world traveller, world travellers, international, frequent, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays