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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'I ordered an aperitif not a pair of teeth.'
'Great idea, Pete!'
"Regular service or affected?"
Tags:accent, accents, affects, affected, pretense, pretenses, choice, choices, ordering dinner, order, ordered, dining out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy dining, fancy restaurant, haute cuisine, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, foreign cuisine, foodie, foodies, date night, date nights, special meal, special meals, pretentious, pretension, ostentatious, affectation, ostentation, posturing, putting on airs, pretentiousness, snooty waiter, snooty waiters
"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"
Tags:business executive, business executives, boss, bosses, new york, nyc, ny, new york city, new york, time, time zone, time zones, eastern standard time, subordinate, subordinates, regional time, regional time zones, time difference, time differences, california, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, film producer, film producers, getting ahead, get ahead, competition, competitiveness, order, ordering, ordered, director, directors, eastern time, pacific time, pacific standard time, unreasonable, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, impossible request, impossible requests
"The cheese balls—can I get that as an entrée?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, cheese balls, entree, appetizer, appetiser, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-thrus, lane, lanes
"From now on, you guys take your orders from me, see?"
"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers
"Is this the wine you selected at random?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, choosing wine, judging, judgemental, random, random selection
'Okay, let's bring this meeting to order.'
"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, legal department, business, businessman, businessmen, modern life
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
Tags:police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, juice bar, juice bars, cafe, cafes, wheatgrass, sprouts, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, neutralizing, neutralising, joy, happiness, effect, effects, juice, juices, fresh juice, fresh juices, drink, drinks, drinking, dietary supplement, dietary supplements, healthy, healthy eating, eating healthy, healthy diet, healthy diets, modern life, taste, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, tastes bad, suffering, suffering for health, millennial, millennials
"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, pizza, topping, toppings, solve, consensus, impossible, reaching a consensus, deciding what to eat, choosing what to eat, difficult, problem, problems
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
Tags:stress, stress out, stressed out, stressing out, stressor, stressors, doctor's orders, relax, relaxation, doctor's advice, doctors advice, advice, order, orders, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, medical advice, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, healthy living
"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
Tags:loan, loans, lend, lends, lending, lender, lenders, bank loan, bank loans, loan officer, loan officers, applicant, applicants, apply, applies, applying, applied, order, orders, ordering, ordered, tease, teases, teasing, teased, playful, plays, playing, play, beg, begs, begging, beggar, close to home
"Start the economy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, the economy, failing economy, recession, the recession, economic crash, servant, servants, economist, economists, high expectations, over simplification, order, orders, financial crash, jump start, jump starts, jump starting the economy, politician, politicians, rruler, rulers, capitalism, disaster capitalism
"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and a cup of coffee."
Tags:diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, ordering, food order, food orders, ordering food, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, head of your enemy, head of my enemy, enemies head, film, films, movie, movies, head, heads, decapitated head, decapitated heads, movie titles, movie title, film title, film titles
"That's it, Henry—you've dialed your last mattress!"
Tags:mattress delivery, mattress deliveries, late night ad, late night ads, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, buy, buys, buyer, buyers, consumer, consumers, consuming, consumer society, consumer societies, consumerism, compulsive, compulsiveness, order, orders, phone order, phone orders, commerce
'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'