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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
Tags:flatpack furniture, flatpack, flatpacks, furniture, furnitures, priest, priests, exorcism, exorcist, exorcists, futon, futons, instruction booklet, instruction guide, instructions, minister, ministers, preacher, preachers, demon, demons, possession, possessions, devil, devils, haunting, hauntings, haunted
Hunter haunted by Bunnies.
Tags:bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, ghost, ghosts, haunting, hauntings, spirit, spirits, conscience, consciences, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night-horror, night-horrors, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, rabbiting, guilty conscience, guilty consciences
"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."
Tags:spaniel, spaniels, dog, dogs, haunted house, haunted houses, haunted mansion, haunted mansions, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, late, butler, butlers, halloween, halloweens, haunting, hauntings, haunted, haunt, haunts
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
Tags:haunted house, haunted houses, good bones, sales pitch, sales pitches, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, evil spirit, evil spirits, ghost, ghosts, property market, housing market, housing markets, property markets
"Lately you've been less spooky-scary and more spooky-sad."
Tags:junk drawer, spooky, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunt, haunted, haunting, hauntings, depressed, depression, sad, ennui, sadness, out of sorts, clinical depression, scare, scares, scary, couch potato, couch potatoes, melancholy, intervention, interventions, mental health, sulk, sulks, sulking
'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'
A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'
Tags:marilyn monroe, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, steam vent, steam vents, flirtation, flirtations, flirtatious, haunting, hauntings, halloween, halloweens, sheet, the seven year itch, classic hollywood, golden years, iconic movie, iconic movies, white dress, scene, scenes, movie, movies, film, films
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'
"Boo? Really? Frankly, I was expecting more."
"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"
A ghost stares at a woman
The ghost of christmas regifting
Tags:a christmas carol, charles dickens, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, festive period, festive periods, seasonal period, seasonal periods, regift, regifting, re-gift, re-gifting, re-gifted, regifted, family life, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, regifts, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present idea
"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."
"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."
"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"
"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."
"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, afterlife, afterlives, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, businessmen, businessman, unwanted visitor, unwanted visitors, nuisance caller, nuisance callers, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists
"The name tags were my Mom's idea."
Tags:name tag, name tags, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, haunted, halloween, halloweens, halloween costume, halloween costumes, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treat, trick or treats, mom, moms, candy, candies, sweet, sweets
"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"
Tags:reynolds unwrapped, pun, puns, halloween, halloweens, costume, costumes, fancy dress, fancy-dress, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, trick-or-treating, trick or treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, polka dog, polka dots, haunting, hauntings, ghost, ghosts, pocahontas
"I'm not sure why I haunt you. I don't want to be mean-spirited."
"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."
Tags:commuting, work, being late, excuses, traffic accident, run over, ghost, spirit, haunting, rundown, working late, the night shift, traffic, cars, automobiles, gridlock, traffic congestion, road rage, bumper-to-bumper, traffic accidents, ghosts, spirits, hauntings, haunt, haunts, commuter, commuters