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Unhappy Marriages Cartoons and Comics

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"Are we percolating or festering?"

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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

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"Life Without Parole"

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"If you're my wife, I'm not here."

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"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

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"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"

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"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

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"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

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"We'll always have couples therapy."

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"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

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"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

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"I've been listening, …. 'Yadda yadda yadda communication, … yadda yadda yadda separation, … yadda yadda yadda divorce'."

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"I've decided to leave my family to devote more time to myself."

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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"

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"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"

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"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

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"I'd like someone who combines the best attributes of my first and third wives."

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"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

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"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

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"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

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"She took the house, the money, the Mercedes, and the Rottweiler. Then she took a hammer and busted the still."

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Night after night she stares at the lovely sea longing for her husband's departure.

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"Well, why can't YOU be more like a quiet woodland stream filled with trout?"

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"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."

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