Couples Counselors Cartoons and Comics

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"I feel invisible."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"Just tell us who's winning."

"I can't remember which one of us is me."

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Silent Fight #8997

"All he wants to do is chase me around the house!"

"You see?"

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"We need a plot twist."

"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'

Interpreters.

"He's been having an illicit affair with his money for years."

Express Therapy

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."