Couples Counselors Cartoons and Comics

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"Just tell us who's winning."

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Silent Fight #8997

"All he wants to do is chase me around the house!"

"You see?"

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"We need a plot twist."

"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'

Interpreters.

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."

"He's already got a hobby, he collects blondes."

"We never seem to speak to each other any more."

"He's Fox News. I'm CNN and MSNBC."

"Well, excuse ME if I still don't understand what makes my self-delusions pathetically juvenile and yours so noble!"

"My husband wouldn't come so I brought my lawyer."

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