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'We've isolated the obesity gene down to one of these two.'
'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
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"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
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Gifts for a cloned baby!
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"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'
"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."
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Tags:gene expression, gene expressions, gene, genes, genetic, genetics, facial expression, facial expressions, expression, expressions, geneticist, geneticists, genetics, molecular biology, molecular biologist, molecular biologists, scientist, scientists, genetic information, gene product, gene products
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
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"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."
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"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
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One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.
'It's a genetic thing. My parents are too short for their weight, too.'
'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'
'I saw on the internet that it was my genes that were making me fat and thought you could get me a new pair.'
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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"Someday, this will all be yours."
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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'