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"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."
Tags:renovation, renovations, renovating, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, dream, dreams, dreaming, home improvement, home improvements, renovator, renovators, building site, building sites, construction zone, construction zones, construction site, construction sites, fantasy, property ladder, property ladders, housing ladder, housing ladders
"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
Tags:hammer, hammers, nail, nails, tool, tools, construction, home improvement, home improvement show, home improvement shows, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tryout, tryouts, audition, auditions, casting call, casting calls
"Would it be possible for you to totally exaggerate how much it will cost and how long it will take, so we'll be pleasantly surprised at the end?"
"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovating, carpeting, carpet, carpets, shag carpet, shag carpeting, hardwood, hardwood floors, flooring, home improvement, property, properties
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"Well, you said you wanted an island."
Tags:kitchen island, kitchen islands, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, building project, kitchen, kitchens, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, food preparation, kitchen upgrade, kitchen upgrades, home improvement, home improvements
"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."
Tags:tub, tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, bathing, bath, baths, home improvement, home improvements, redecorate, redecorating, redecorate, redecorated, interior design, interior, grouting, tile, tiles, cleaning, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, love life, love-life, old married couple, old married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Bottom line - is our new lighting doing anything?"
"Edgar, I'm thinking of downsizing our marriage."
"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."
Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
This apartment is 300 square feet but, with judicious use of sliding separating walls, it feels like 1200 square feet.
"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."
'Your house is made of cheese. You don't smell that?'
"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"
Planner at work.
Pig Reading Sty Magazine.
"No, this is not the plumber. This is his chauffeur."
'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'
'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'
'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'
'Customers aren't paying us because our ads claim that our siding will pay for itself!'
"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."
Tags:tacky, tackiness, kitsch, kitschy, kitschiness, customer service, customer, customers, return, returns, returns policy, returns policies, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, home improvement, furnishing, furnishings, home improvements, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.
"Honey, we need to decide if we're going to add on or conquer a bigger castle."