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'See? I told you he was real.'
'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Tarzan Of The Cranes
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"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
Tags:jungle, jungles, elephant, elephants, exotic animals, exotic, marriage, married life, quality of life, hygiene, hygienic, mummy's boy, pampered, spoil, spoiled, mother, mothers, motherhood, raised by animals, parent, parenting, parents, raised, upbringing, wild man, wild, date, dating, red flag, worry, worries, worrying
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
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"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."
"I'm not sure this is still Queens..."
Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, food, foodies, food lover, food lovers, pizza, pizzas, pizza lover, visual gag, native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, jungle, jungles, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches
'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'
Chelsea of the Apes
Tags:raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families
"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."
"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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"I understand things are jumping in the tree canopy."
Rain forest ends here.
"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."
"And cc the rest of the food chain."
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'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
"1-800 Herd of Elephants."
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
Tags:environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, conservationist, conservationists, city, cities, campaign, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, urban life, jungle, jungles, wildlife, animal activist, animal activists, activism, role reversal, endangered species, endangered habitat, habitat, habitats