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'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"
"I want to start dating other zhlubs."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
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"Of course you're great in the sack - these days, everyone's great in the sack."
The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'
"Have you met my backstory?"
"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."
Tags:romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, love life, love-life, romancing, courtship, courtships, courting, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pick up, pick-up, pick-ups, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, gondola, gondolas, french, language of love, lesson, lessons, class, classes
"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
"I truly believe that love is the most wonderful feeling of all."
'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'
'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'
"Is there someone else?"
"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"You want to check out my crib?"
Tags:crib, cribs, baby, babies, cot, cots, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, bachelor, bachelors, infant, infants, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, love-life, pick up, pick-up, pick ups, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, infantilize, infantilized, immature, immaturity, nursery, nurseries
"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
"Swing me with your words."
Satyr ignores nymph in favour of another satyr.
"I put the bird to bed - let's party."
Tags:married life, married couple, love life, love-life, party, parties, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bird, birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, bird-cage, bird-cages, parrot, parrots, budgie, budgies, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents