Consultants Cartoons and Comics

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aba0445
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1848x2250 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bedside manner, bed side manner, surgeon, surgeons, consultant, consultants, medical, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, suffer, suffering, spiritual, listen, listens, sympathy, empathy, negligent, negligence, procedure, medical student, medical students, med student, med students, training, robotic, robotics, demeanor, demeanour, eye contact

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn2745
High Res:
2300x1805 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
quality and outcomes framework, quality and outcomes frameworks, qof, qofs, target, targets, targeting, cartwheel, cartwheels, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, celebrated, celebrate, celebrates, knee, knees, injury, injuries, consultant, consultants, waiting lists, nhs

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC40024
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3559x2959 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, ad agency, ad agencies, advertising agency, advertising agencies, consultant, consultants, consulting, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, honest, shady, sketchy, suspicious, questionable, looks can be deceiving, manipulation, deception, manipulative, deceptive, dishonest, trustworthy, advertising campaign, advertising campaigns, ad campaign, ad campaigns

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC43598
High Res:
2808x2280 pixels (unwatermarked)
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feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Artist:
Fry, M J
Search ID:
mfrn13
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1417x1918 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office worker, office workers, consultant, consultants, businessmen, businessman, strategy, plan, plans, scapegoat, scapegoats, blame game, blame games, blaming, win win situations, canteen, consultant, corporate culture, credit, blame, suit, suits, eat, eating, office politics

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban1147
High Res:
2100x2038 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
financial, financier, financiers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, brokers, stock, market, markets, investor, investors, investments, investing, rally, rallying, consultant, consultants, client, clients, stocks, money, broker, advisor, economy, stock market, investment

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn1959
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2000x2194 pixels (unwatermarked)
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health mot, health mots, worried well, gp, gps, gps, patient, patients, surgery, consultation, nhs, nhs waste, internet, self diagnosis, self-diagnosis, consultant, consultants, website, websites, medical website, medical websites, web, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn1640
High Res:
2000x2146 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
website, websites, symptom, symptoms, diagnosis, diagnoses, self-diagnosis, self-diagnose, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, doctor, doctors, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, patient, patients, online, internet, gp, gps, surgery, consultants

Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC125357
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5034x4356 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultant, consultants, consultation, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug company, drug companies, big pharma, marketing, drug marketing, drug lobby, sponsorship, sponsors, sponsor, nhs, medicare, medical care, medical practice, pharmacy, advertising, advertisor, advertiser, advertisement, ad, advert

"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC134800
High Res:
2956x2643 pixels (unwatermarked)
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troy, trojan horse, trojan horses, horse of troy, trick, tricking, trickery, deceptive, deception, deceive, greek, greeks, ancient greece, ancient greeks, greece, trojan war, consultant, consultants, adviser, advisers, hr, human resources, expert, experts, interfere, interfering, interference, expert advice, expert advisers, management consultant, management consultants, advisor, advisors, expert advisors

Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn117
High Res:
1895x1475 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stock market, derivative, derivatives, selling, sell, sells, seller, sellers, stock markets, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, finance, finances, financier, financiers, consultant, consultants, businessmen, tramp, tramps, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness

'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban1229
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1844x2312 pixels (unwatermarked)
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varicose vein, varicose veins, tortuous, enlarged, vein, veins, circulation, circulations, spider vein, spider veins, joke, jokes, word game, word games, pun, puns, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, patient, patients, gp, gps, specialist, joker, jokers

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400340
High Res:
2836x3270 pixels (unwatermarked)
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streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off

Imitate me, formerly 'Think'.

Artist:
Carpenter, Dave
Search ID:
dcrn414
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2264x2104 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, attorneys, lawyers, legal, attorney, lawyer, consulting, office worker, office workers, consultant, consultants, think, thinks, thinking, independent thinking, innovative, innovation

"You know, you're got something there, Spikey -- the Lone Ranger was a sort of consultant."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC24966
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3377x2769 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, movie, movies, film, films, tv, television, tvs, televisions, pg-13, parental guidance, family friendly, bonding, consultant, consultants, advice, giving advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors

'We're going to be experiencing some pain today. We're removing the band-aid we put on the problem.'

Artist:
Carpenter, Dave
Search ID:
dcrn946
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1987x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessmen, businessman, office job, office jobs, pain, painful, band aid, band aids, plaster, plasters, injury, injuries, investment, marketer, marketers, financial, investing, investments, lawyer, legal, sales, marketing, consulting, consultants

'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban1197
High Res:
2168x2363 pixels (unwatermarked)
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medical insurance, health insurance, referral, referrals, lawsuit, lawsuits, medical malpractice, insurance policy, insurance policies, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, specialist, specialists, consultant, consultants, health care, second opinions, transfer

"Jump!" Performance management.

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn1099
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1800x1942 pixels (unwatermarked)
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performance management, performance, performances, train, trains, training, trainer, jumping through hoops, consultants, consultant, hr, human resources, personnel

'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'

Artist:
Fishman, Loren
Search ID:
lfin336
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1666x1861 pixels (unwatermarked)
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healthcare, health care, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, employee, employees, band aid, band aids, plaster, consultant, consultants, cutback, cutbacks, cuts, budget, salary, salaries, corporate, pay, management, company, plan, plans, compensation, recession, recessions, package

'Here's another rock...you'll find your 'hard place' over there.'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn1904
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2000x1525 pixels (unwatermarked)
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annexe 8, rock and hard place, clinical judgement, clinical judgements, consultant, consultants, advice, advise, nhs, national health services, health reform, health reforms, medical reform, medical reforms, political interference, primary care trust, pct, gp, gps, doctors

"We want to warn you that the candidate's comments have yet to be spun, so you may have to formulate your own opinion."

Artist:
Carpenter, Dave
Search ID:
dcrn1042
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2185x2210 pixels (unwatermarked)
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media, election, elections, candidate, candidates, tv, television, televisions, pundits, opinion, opinions, news, comment, comments, politics, politicians, breaking news, political, spin, public relations, pr, news management, spin doctor, spin doctors, consultant, consultants, political consultant, political consultants

'After looking at your test results and consulting many experts, it's my medical opinion that you have something I can't pronounce.'

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn2142
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2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
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latin name, latin names, diagnosis, medical condition, medical conditions, pronounce, pronunciation, pronouncing, doctor, doctors, test result, test results, consultant, consultants, patient, patients, medical examination, expert, experts, referral, referrals, second opinions

'I don't care what the TSA guy at the airport told you, it's not cancerous.'

Artist:
Lambert, Larry
Search ID:
llan1093
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1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tsa, transport and security administration, cancer, cancers, cancerous, mole, moles, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, skin cancer, skin cancers, airport, airports, airport security, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultant, consultants

'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''

Artist:
Schwadron, Harley
Search ID:
hscn414
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1867x1654 pixels (unwatermarked)
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footsie, economy, financial, financials, adviser, advisers, advice, advise, world, stock, stocks, fund, funds, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stock markets, bond, bonds, consultant, consultants, stock exchange

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC27945
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1508x1534 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play