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The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.
'Now she wants to run for congress.'
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
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DAPL: Donald Access Payment Line
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"I could run for office, but as a lobbyist, why would I want to give up all my power?"
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"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
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'At Filmore holdings, we don't break the law. We donate to politicians to change the law.'
Wall Street pulls Congress's string.
'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'
"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."
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"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."
"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
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"When you say campaign-finance reform, is that with or without an asterisk?"
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"A very special interest to see you, Senator."
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'I don't actually do evil any more. I lobby congressmen.'
"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"
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"You're wrong again, Al Gore was not big tobacco, Al Gore was small tobacco."
Caution, lobbyists ahead.
Welcome to Washington, D.C.!
Hunter looking at a deer wearing a sign saying "N.R.A. Member".
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Hot Dogs - $1, Jewellery - $10 and Influence -$1,000,000,000.
If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.
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"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."
'I was a hunter and I was a gatherer, Now I'm a free-trade lobbyist between the two,'
'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'