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"Did you get some work done?"
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'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, security, securities, home, homes, live, lives, lived, alarm, alarms, system, systems, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, knot, knots, tie, ties, tied, protect, protects, protections, protected, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
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'Would you please send in one of my 'yes-man' to break this tie?'
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'
"Artie, they took my bowl."
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Raking the neighbours leaves.
'We're doing this so everyone will be used to more government regulations.'
'All those in favor of making more loans, raise your hands.' (staff's hands are tied to chairs).
Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
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"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'
"I just got married."
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Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.
'Another tie! Me be glad when they invent paper and scissors so we don't have to play rock-rock-rock.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, rock, rocks, paper, papers, scissor, scissors, invent, invents, inventing, invented, invention, inventions, game, games, play, plays, playing, played, player, players, tie, ties, tying, tied, draw, draws, drawing, drawn, drew, equal, equals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Don't expect sympathy from me! I TOLD you your shoe was untied!'
'You'll notice your desks have a new feature this year. Sit down and buckle up.'
Pigeons are evil,
'Now, do we pluck, tar, and re-feather, or just go straight to tar?'
Happy New Year
'And once again it's ended in a tie.'
'Nervous about this morning's presentation?'