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'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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"Drat! I suppose the market has already discounted this, too."
'I'm afraid you're not working out as our risk manager.'
'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'
"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."
'There's been a slight devaluation.'
"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"
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"His mood is pegged to the dollar."
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'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'
'Stocks finished higher today, paced by rising drug and fuel costs, divorces,malpractice suits,bankruptcy fees and medical bills.'
"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"
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"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"
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"We used to be an investment club. Now we're a support group."
"Now that your reign has been consolidated, Sire, some of us feel a greater effort should be made to restore the conﬁdence of the business community."
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'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'
'This mattress fits up to $120,000 dollars.'
"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."
"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"
'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'
'On Wall Street today, ther was good news if you're a masochist.'
"Please, sir. My fantasy stock league beat all the indexes, but I have no real capital to invest."