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"Sire, they also want dental."
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health insurance, health care plan, health-care plan, health care insurance, health care cover, health plan, health cover, health, magna carta, king john, john, first barons' war, magna carta libertatum, dental, dentist, insurance, ppo, preferred provider organization, king, knights, rebellion, 1215, runnymede, political demands, political demand'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'
"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, soliticors, king, kings, royal, royalty, king john, medieval king, medieval kings, medieval history, magna carta, charter, charters, charter of rights, historian, historians, history, english history, english king, english kings, knight, knights, medieval knight, medieval knights"They won't sign it unless you agree to a zero hours contract, your majesty."
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magna carta, magna carta liberatum, king john, bad king john, john of lackland, runnymede, 15 june 1215, 1215, rebel barons, rebel baron, charter, charters, statute law, statute laws, law of the land, monarchy, monarch, monarchs, royalty, royal family, rule of law, zero hour contract, zero hour contracts, zero-hour contract, zero-hour contracts, zero hours contract, zero-hours contract, sovereign, sovereignty'He used to be absolutely corrupt. But after Magna Carta, he's only corrupt.'
Medieval king shakes pen, saying: 'Typical! It was working fine this morning.' The signing of Sod's Law.
'I'd sooner vote for the Magna Carta than the E.U. charter !'
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, charter, eu, european union, brussels, magna carta, rules and regulations, red tape, referendum, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, law, laws, brexit, ukip"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, bill of rights, bills, rights, constitution, trust, constitutional, constitutions, laws, trust, trustworthy, trustworthiness, human rights, constitutional rights, crown, crowns, trust issue, trust issues, totalitarianism, dictatorship, magna carta"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"
Runnymede 1215: 'No - look! If that's nine, then the seven's wrong.'
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runnymede, magna carta, historian, historians, monarch, monarchs, constitution, constitutions, monarchies, monarchy, king, kings, medieval king, medieval kings, baron, barons, law, laws, king john, lawyer, lawyers, omnipotence, tyrant, tyranny, legal rights'if this is a magazine subscription form you signed, why does it say 'Magna Carta'?'
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king, kings, queens, thrones, royals, royalty, magazines, magazine subscription, magazine subscriptions, subscription, subscriptions, magna carta, sign, signs, signing, treaty, treaties, queen, throne, royal, magazine, subscription, sign, signed, magna, carta, chartaWe had bugger all chance of them signing until you added the centrefold.
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magna carta, medieval, king john, centrefold, centrefolds, centerfold, centerfolds, royalty, royal family, queen, king, lawyers, contracts