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'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'
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water gun, water pistol, water pistols, water guns, ammo, rob, robs, robber, robbers, robbing, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stick up, stick ups, stick-up, crime, crimes, criminal'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'
Clown watering his flowers.
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garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, flower, flowers, plant, plants, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, circus act, circus acts, clown, clowns, clown act, clown acts, clowning about, sense of humour, sense of humor, water pistol, water pistols, joke, jokes, green fingers"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"
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specs, glasses, spectacles, watergun, waterguns, water gun, water guns, water pistol, water pistols, water fight, water fights, cleaning, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, naughtiness, cheek, cheekiness, cheeky"Pay attention! This is important!"
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prosecutor, prosecutors, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, legal counsel, legal counsels, jury, juries, juror, jurors, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, court, courts, water pistol, water pistols, water gun, water guns, paying attention, attention span, attention spans, justice system, legal systemBoys and their Toys: Crouching soldier with water pistol as a gun.
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soldier, soldiers, water pistol, water pistols, water-pistol, water-pistols, gun, guns, water gun, water guns, water-gun, water-guns, toy, toys, violence, social problem, social problems, warfare, war, wars"It was one of these light bulb moments! I now carry a water pistol to defend myself against the cat..."
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rat, rats, mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, home, homes, hole, holes, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, squirtgun, squirtguns, squirt gun, squirt guns, water pistol, water pistols, light bulb, light bulbs, light bulb moment, light bulb moments, defend, self-defense, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, personal protection"We have to complete a background check before we can sell you that water-gun."
"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."
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camel, camels, desert, deserts, water pistol, water pistols, water fight, water fights, water-fights, water gun, water guns, hobby, calf, calves, camel calf, camel calves, refill, refills, playmate, playmates, play, playing, hobby, dehydration, trek, treks"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."
'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'
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oscar wilde, sense of humour, sense of humor, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, water pistol, water pistols, flower, flowers, trick, tricks, trickster, tricksters, writer, writers, poet, poets"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"
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baldo, beach, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach, beaches, ocean, oceans, barbecue, barbecues, bbq, barbeque, barbeques, oceanside, oceanfront, beachfront, squirt, squirts, squirt gun, squirt guns, water pistol, water pistols, sister, sisters, sibling, siblings, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'
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cow, cows, world of cow, cowtoon, cowtoons, humor, humour, farm, farmer, farming, hand puppet, hand puppets, puppeteer, puppeteers, puppet, puppets, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joked, water pistol, water pistols, water gun, water guns, children's entertainers'Ah ah, I told you your water pistol wouldn't work around her: It's too cold...'
'I bought myself a water pistol: The cat hates it! I'm having so much fun!'
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dogs, cats, dogs vs cats, cats and dogs, pets, cats vs dogs, water pistol, water pistols, dog, cat, pet, water, pistol, hate, tease, game, toy