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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"If you've got it, you've got it."
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
'The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad, There's a $50 reward if you find it.'
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
The King Of L.A.
"You were beginning to take that divine right stuff seriously weren't you?"
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination
"God made me king and everybody's jealous."
"Sire, have you been drunk-twittering again?"
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
"We'd like a word with you."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, prince, princes, monarch, monarchy, monarchies, crown, crowns, baseball, baseballs, team, teams, professional baseball player, professional baseball players, professional athlete, professional athletes, pro athlete, pro athletes, confrontation, confrontations, sport, sports
"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."
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"He's his own worst enemy."
Tags:king, kings, kingly, castle, castles, fort, fortress, enemy, enemies, moat, moats, defend, defense, defence, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, dangers, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, defenses, stronghold, citadel, citadels, tower, defenses, own worst enemy, worst, enemy, his own worst enemy, their own worst enemy, her own worst enemy, ruler, monarch, monarchy, crown
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"It makes me feel better about myself."
Tags:woman, women, female, females, housewife, housewives, royal, royalty, crown, crowns, queen, queens, princess, princesses, errand, errands, chore, chores, grocery shopping, food shopping, shopping, self-esteem, confidence, pride, self-respect, confidence boost, confidence booster, confidence boosters, vanity, narcissism, mental health, stereotype, stereotypes
"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"
"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
Tags:kings, king, crown, crowns, antique, antiques, antiques roadshow, men, man, antiquated, antiquity, obsolete, obsolescence, archaic, retired, retirement, old, older, aged, age, irrelevant, relevant, relevance, irrelevance, royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, antique dealer, antique dealers, appraiser, appraisers, tv show, tv program, tv shows, tv programs, broadcasting, broadcasters, public television, public television stations, public television programmers, public television programmer, assets, asset, selling of assets, spending capital, inheritance, inherit