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'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'
"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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Tags:hail ceasar, ceasar, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, trump tweet, trump tweets, trump's tweet, trump's tweets, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, social media, crown, crowns, ruler, rulers
"If you've got it, you've got it."
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
'The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad, There's a $50 reward if you find it.'
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
The King Of L.A.
"You were beginning to take that divine right stuff seriously weren't you?"
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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A crying man wears a laurel wreath
"God made me king and everybody's jealous."
"Sire, have you been drunk-twittering again?"
Articles of impeachment
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
"We'd like a word with you."
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"I've really hit rock bottom."
"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."
Tags:regal, crown, unemployed, deposed, farmer, farmers, royal, royalty, royals, king, kings, queen, queens, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, poor, poverty, pauper, fall from grace, mobile home, lost, lost fortune, lost money, losing money, trailer, motor home, dignity, dignified, proud, pride, noble, majesty, regality
"He's his own worst enemy."
Tags:king, kings, kingly, castle, castles, fort, fortress, enemy, enemies, moat, moats, defend, defense, defence, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, dangers, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, defenses, stronghold, citadel, citadels, tower, defenses, own worst enemy, worst, enemy, his own worst enemy, their own worst enemy, her own worst enemy, ruler, monarch, monarchy, crown