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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies
Tags:professor, professors, barbarian, barbarians, professorship, professorships, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, knight, knights, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering, war-monger, war-mongers, war-mongering, subject matter, academic, academics, observation, observations, barbarian hoard, barbarian hoards
"Honey, I'm home!"
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Tags:maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, dragon, dragons, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon slaying, medieval, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, expectations, social expectations, high standards, knight, knights, brave, bravery, trophy, trophies, trophy room, trophy rooms
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
Tags:history, historical, military, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, warrior, warriors, barbarian, barbarians, horse, horses, armor, armour, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, disbarred, law, practicing law, practising law, fierce, fearsome, scary
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
Tags:knight, knights, medieval knights, medieval knight, excalibur, king arthur, king arthurs sword, legendary sword, sword in the stone, sword, swords, arthurian romance, romance, mediavel literature, claw machine, claw crane, toy crane, skill crane, grabby machine, impossible tasks, impossible quest, impossible quests
Cream Pie Joust
Tags:joust, jousts, jousting, jouster, jousters, knight, knights, cream pie, cream pies, cream-pie, cream-pies, custard pie, custard pies, pie, pies, knighthood, knighthoods, tournament, tournaments, jousting tournament, jousting tournaments, circus, circuses, medieval period, medieval joust, medieval jousts
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobbying, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guard, guards, knight, knights
'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'
"Arise." "I can't."
"Of course his armor was shining. He was gay."
"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
Tags:security system, security systems, alarm system, alarm systems, security, defence, protection, drawbridge, drawbridges, suits of armour, suit of armour, knight, knights, home security, old building, old buildings, listed building, listed buildings, castle, castles, historical building, historical building, burglar proof, burglar proofing, burglar alarm, burglar alarms
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, king arthur, merlin, quest, quests, knight, knights, camelot, knightly quest, knightly quests, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, protection, middle ages, bodyguard, bodyguards, protective detail, protective details, wandering sword, wandering swords, fantasy
"I trust him on military issues."
A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
Tags:pushchair, pushchairs, push-chair, push-chairs, push chair, push chairs, buggy, buggies, pram, prams, joust, jousts, jousting, jouster, jousters, jousting tournament, jousting tournaments, parent, parents, parenthood, family life, kid, kids, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, knight, knights, battle
"Here's Mommy now!"
Tags:knight, knights, slay, slays, slaying, slay the dragon, slays the dragon, slaying the dragon, mother, mothers, protect, protects, protecting, parent, parents, fairy tale, fairy tales, baby, babies, baby dragon, baby dragons, mom, moms, mums, mums, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers