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"I'm afraid our healthcare plan only covers the first five litters."
"Sire, they also want dental."
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"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
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"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"Let's play health care!"
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'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
'Does it look like we have a dental plan?'
'I can explain the meaning of life, but I can't explain Medicare drug coverage.'
Social Security Medicare Office - Now Hiring Phd In Theoretical Mathematics to Explain the Medicare Drug Options.
'Here at Crowe Maritime Products, we like to let employees choose a health care plan that suits their needs. Now, step right up and spin the wheel.'
'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'
'I can't read it.'
'First we'll do a whole series of tests. With a medical plan as good as yours we're bound to come up with something.'
'When I said 'We got everything,' I was referring to your bank account...'
"I read that money is dirty and can make people sick."
Tags:poverty, poor, health insurance, medical insurance, health care plan, healthcare plan, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, insurance policies, bright side, optimist, optimists, medical bills, hospital bills, germ, germs, wealth inequality, economic inequality, economic equality, silver linings, disease, diseases
The House gives the Senate a leaking GOP health plan.
"Would you folks please stop checking the time? It's making me nervous."
"Going through our minimalist period, are we...?"
'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'
'They say laughter is the best medicine, which is great! That's about all our new health care plan covers now.'
'THIS is what they call a 'health care plan'??!'
Honk if you oppose the tax on Cadillac health plans.
"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"
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GOP Ideas: Health Care Reform.