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Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'
'We deny most claims, but that's how we keep your premiums so low.'
'Oh, sure, the whole nine lives thing is great until the life insurance premiums come due.'
"Congratulations...your cholesterol is lower than your copay."
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"Unfortunately, the premium for lemmings tends to be..shall we say...on the more expensive side."
"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."
"It doesn't seem to cover 'Breaking Bad' withdrawal."
'Your life insurance went up because you mentioned you were curious.'
Car insurance company offering 'extra low premiums for people without a car'.
'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'
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'In sickness and in health? I'll need to run that by my HMO...'
"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."
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"We'll keep you poor throughout your life, but at least you'll be rich after you die."
"Alright, we'll sell you a life insurance policy...but I'm afraid your daredevil career is over."
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"This beauty was owned by a little old lady who had to sell it to cover the higher premium costs under the Trumpcare plan."
"Dang, there go our insurance rates!"
The Doctor Is Coming Soon
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'I'm sorry, but when you took out the policy, you never specified that it was a mobile home.'
'Is this gonna raise my premium?'
'You must realize that with your expected expiration date, your premiums are going to be astronomical.'
'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'
'Give me the non-smokers rate. I only smoke when I'm visiting you.'