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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
'That's a new word legal came up with. They're still working on a definition for it.'
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'They presented us with an ironclad contract that we were able to totally reinterpret.'
"Legal advises finger-pointing."
"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."
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'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'
'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'
'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"
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'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'
'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'
"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."
'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'
Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.
'It's an adjunct of our legal Department.'
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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'Ms. Hempworth, check with our legal department...why must we obey the rules?'
"There are parts of this contract that ANYONE could understand. You'll have to rewrite it!"
"The legal department says you can keep throwing them but not two in the same spot."
'That's where we at the fine print.'
"I'd run it by legal myself, but they have a restraining order against me."
'There's a simple explanation for this, but our friends in Legal can make it incomprehensibly complicated.'