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Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."
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"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
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'That's a new word legal came up with. They're still working on a definition for it.'
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'They presented us with an ironclad contract that we were able to totally reinterpret.'
"It's legal – but not entirely."
"Legal advises finger-pointing."
"Before you open it, could you just sign the waiver accepting that the firm bears no responsibility for guaranteeing that your retirement is in fact 'Happy'."
"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."
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'Have legal check it out. If there are regs, and everyone finds ways to avoid them, are there really regs?'
'I TOLD you we should run it by legal first!'
'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'
'You don't call this a legal document, do you? I can understand every word of it.'
"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
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'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"
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"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'
'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'
'According to Legal, just THINKING about this project is an infringement of someone's copyright!'
Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.
"And now I'd like to finalize our little deal by having my attorneys scent mark your office."
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'It's an adjunct of our legal Department.'
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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