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Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"For the last time - don't call me when I'm pretending to work."
"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.
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"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
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"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'
"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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Creation: The True Story
"You're on our 'to do' list."
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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The four housemen of procrastination
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"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"
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"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."
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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
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"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."
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"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."
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E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
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