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"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
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"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
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"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
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"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."
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We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...
"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."
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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."
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"Then, each month, you'll receive a new set of commandments. Cancel anytime and keep the first set, absolutely free."
'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'
"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
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"I'm not sure I'd call ourselves victims of print's decline, but it sure is getting harder to sell fake magazine subscriptions."
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'No! There isn't an option to unsubscribe!'
"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."
"You know very well what subscription forms."
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"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."
'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'
"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."
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'It's a subscription renewal notice from Gutenberg.'