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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
Cream Pie Joust
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A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.
'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'
Well la de da. . .
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Medieval Patent Office
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Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.
In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'
'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'
Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."
"As I pillage and plunder, I make sure I take time to occasionally stop and smell the mayhem."
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"Well, folks. . .the dark ages continues to hang over the region with no signs of letting up anytime soon."
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"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"
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"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."
King Edward II
King Henry IV
King Richard III
"I'd say it's about 2:15, Guvnah!"
"I use Serf."
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'You idiots! This isn't boiling oil! It's french onion soup!'
"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."
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