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" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."
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'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'
"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"
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'The break clause in section three concerns me. What do you mean by 'On a whim with little/no warning'?'
'You don't call this a legal document, do you? I can understand every word of it.'
Due Diligence Man
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Jungle of Paragraphs.
"You mean that's the Billof Rights? The American Bill of Rights?"
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"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."
"If you really loved me, you'd...
'If I wanted this done honestly and above reproach, I wouldn't need a lawyer!'
'This is the first time I've seen a contract written on sandpaper.'
"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'
"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"
'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'
"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."
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'He used to be absolutely corrupt. But after Magna Carta, he's only corrupt.'
"Sign here, here and here and then initial next to each signature, then sign again to verify those are your initials, then..."
Lawyer Time Travel
"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."
"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"
"It's normal to feel like you can't breath and your underwear's too tight. That's why they call it a binding contract."
"According to Legal, these proceedings now have to be notarized."
"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"