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Compare Things To Hitler
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'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'
"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."
Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.
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"Why do we have to learn all this stuff, when we can just google it?"
'Why did you flunk history?'
'Who can tell me where the declaration of Independence was signed?'
Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'
'The Pilgrims sailed their iShips to the New World and docked at the eBay.'
"....And the Civil War ended in 1865."
'They say 'history repeats itself'. In your case that would be next semester.'
"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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'In the whole history of colonialism, who established the most colonies?'
"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"
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"No, a paleontologist doesn't study pale people."
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"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."
"No, Java Man didn't invent Java script."
"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"
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"How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know?"
'Last month you were our history teacher, now you're just history.'
'Just remember, Kevin -- those who don't learn the mistakes of history are doomed to go to summer school.'
"It's time for your daily constitution."
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"They looked different in the history books."
I love History.
Funk Facts: Pirates.