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"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
Tags:medical problem, medical problems, bill, bills, medical bill, medical bills, medical insurance, health insurance, health cover, medical cover, credit card, credit cards, info, information, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, physician, physicians, health problem, health problems, medical scare, medical scares, bedside manner, bedside manners
"Sire, they also want dental."
Tags:health insurance, health care plan, health-care plan, health care insurance, health care cover, health plan, health cover, health, magna carta, king john, john, first barons' war, magna carta libertatum, dental, dentist, insurance, ppo, preferred provider organization, king, knights, rebellion, 1215, runnymede, political demands, political demand
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."
Tags:insurance, medical insurance, health insurance, insurance policy, medical cover, health cover, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, medic, medics, patient, patients, patient care, healthcare, medical treatment, medical treatments, medical bill, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs, charity, charities, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy
"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
Tags:emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicine
'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."
Tags:over-medicated, medication, medications, medicated, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribed, prescribing, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, gps, md, mds, healthcare, health care, health cover, overmedicated, over medicated, overmedicate, over-medicate, over medicate, drug company, drug companies
"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
Tags:medical treatment, medical treatments, invasive treatment, invasive treatments, procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, healthcare, health cover, doctor, doctors, medicine, intelligence agent, beating, beatings, beating up, beaten up, beat up, beats up, alternative medicine, alternative healthcare, quack, quacks
"While the device may be an extension of your person, screen repairs aren't covered here."
Tags:cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, smart-phone, smart-phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, screen time, screen repair, screen repairs, screen-time, device, devices, doctor, doctors, physical, physicals, gp, gps, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups
'According to this, the only drug your HMO covers is aspirin, and it has to be generic.'
"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."
Tags:conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, health policy, healthcare reform, medicare, obamacare, affordable healthcare, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs, trumpcare
'Sorry, but your health care only covers me telling you what it doesn't cover.'
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
Tags:credit rating, credit ratings, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, terminal case, terminal cases, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, health-care, patient, patients, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, health insurance, medical insurance, medical cover, health cover, silver lining, medical debt, medical debts
'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'
"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
'Look dear - it's a get-well-or-else card from the insurance company.'
"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
Tags:long-term care, long term care, insurance, mafia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, medical care, hit, hits, assassination, assassinations, assassin, assassins, mobster, mobsters, insurance company, insurance companies, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs
"This is easier than navigating through medicare."
Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor
Tags:child, children, kids, kid, childhood, childhoods, play, doctor, medical, growing up, pretend, make pretend, imagination, imaginations, make-pretend, playing doctor, role play, role plays, role-play, role-plays, kid, kids, game, games, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover
"The monarchy is strong, but I needed something with health insurance."
'Yes, we do have a group health plan. When everyone has the same symptoms, you all go as a group to see the doctor!'
"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."
Dentist asks lion if he's considered health insurance.