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'As Boss of this gang I'm in charge of Strategy; Fingers you head up Acquisitions; Tiny: Security; and Speedy: Transport. Leaving our intern Hugo, as Health & Safety Officer, to do the Risk Assessment.'
'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'
"You're fired. Pass it on."
"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
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'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
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'My projects are behind schedule because I'm too busy. . . so I'm transferring them to you instead. . . Why are your projects behind schedule?!'
Executive Softball League
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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
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Things to Do: Delegate.
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
"How we doing on those commandments?"
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'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."
"Hurry, or we will be late for my lecture on how to delegate work."
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'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'
'Delegating has worked well for me....I haven't actually done anything since 1993.'
"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
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'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'