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'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
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"And look - rooftop cup holders."
"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."
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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'
"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
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'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'
"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."
"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."
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'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'
'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
'Who's having a birthday?'
'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'
"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."
"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."
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'So, what'll it take to put you in a new life today?'
'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'
"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'