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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
"This is really embarrassing."
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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Tags:space, moon, rock, space man, space men, space woman, space women, space person, crater, earth, universe, problem, galaxy, planet, space suit, riddle, train, station, maths, mathematics, houston, outer space, night, question, answer, problems, gravity, trig, trigonometry, word, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Mary's hot flashes were becoming more and more intolerable.
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
Tags:television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings
The Tooth Ferret
Tags:ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
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'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
Thoughts are louder in the dark
Tags:dark, night, nighttime, awake, wide awake, cant sleep, anxious, anxiety, thoughts, thought, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, laying awake, lie awake, in the dark, loud, louder, louders, loud in the dark, louder in the dark, mental health, bad mental health
The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
Night Owls v. Morning People
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, hoots, hooting, noise, noises, noisy, night, nighttime, dark, darkness, scary, spooky, haunting, strange, oversized, big, huge, large, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, tent, tents, sleeping in a tent, sleeping outdoors, outdoors, forest animal, forest animals, deep in the forest, horror, fantasy
'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."
Night of the living will