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'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'
Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."
'I could mismanage a large financial institution for far less money than he does.'
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Making borrowing easier
Living bailout to bailout: Please help
"Under same management. Beat off takeover.
'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'
'You can rest assured, Mrs. Hills, that we have not loaned any of your personal money to any dead-beat nation.'
Lady of 'Friendly Loans' to man: 'I think we should just be friends.'
"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"