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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'
"I thought I'd wear the mohair for a change."
"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."
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The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
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Please consider the environment before creating another species.
'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."
'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'
The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"Nah, he's alright. He loves that heat lamp. In fact, his species goes south in the winter."
'If you can read this we'd like to know.'
The Nature Writer Writer.
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
'Save the Smallpox Virus'
'That's one more we can remove from the endangered species list.'
"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."
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'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'