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'They've really advanced car software.'
"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."
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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."
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Our Cars, Oursleves
'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."
'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'
"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."
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'Sorry. No trade-ins.'
'Who's having a birthday?'
"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."
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"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'I love that new horse smell.'
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
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"How much is that in years of tuition?"
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'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'
"It runs on hybrids."
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'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'
"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."
"First of all, there was a bee in the car."
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"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."