Car Dealership Cartoons and Comics

'They've really advanced car software.'

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

Our Cars, Oursleves

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Who's having a birthday?'

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"How much is that in years of tuition?"

'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'

"It runs on hybrids."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"I'm looking for the most intimidating vehicle to tailgate out-of-towners with."

"It's our latest driverless car. If even has a driverless backseat driver."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."