Car Dealership Cartoons and Comics

'They've really advanced car software.'

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

Our Cars, Oursleves

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Who's having a birthday?'

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"How much is that in years of tuition?"

'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'

"It runs on hybrids."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."