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"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa clauses raindeer, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolf, rudolf the red nosed reindeer, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting lodge, hunting lodges, tragic accident, hunting accident, shot, shoot, shooting, nice list, naughty list, crime scene, crime scenes
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
'Well, there's something you don't see every day'
"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"
Tags:astronomy, science, age, comet, comets, halley's comet, halleys comet, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, grandchild, sense of perspective, senses of perspective, telescope, telescopes, night sky, night skies, stargaze, stargazes, stargazing, star gaze, star gazes, star gazing, mankoff
'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
Tags:astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable
'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
Night of the Living Reindeer
Tags:snowman, snowmen, xmas eve, reindeers, christmas, christmases, xmas, horror story, horror stories, horror film, horror films, reindeer, carrots, eating carrots, christmas eve, dasher, dancer, prancer, comet, vixen, comet, donner, rudolph, zombie, zombies, living dead, horror, north pole, santa, delivering presents
"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."
"Uh-oh - climate change."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earth
The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.
Tags:prehistory, prehistoric, ancient, ancient history, primitive, primeval, primordial, cavemen, caveman, early man, primitive man, neanderthals, neanderthal, clown, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, comet, comets, extinction, extinctions, pie, pies, custard pie, custard pies, endangered animals, extinct animals
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Tags:romance, romances, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, complicated, complications, meteor, meteors, shooting star, shooting stars, asteroid, asteroids, love, love affair, comet, comets, astronomy, planet, planets, sun, relationship, relationships, orbit, orbits
"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"
Tags:management change, management changes, procrastinations, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, dino, dinos, comet, comets, meteor, meteors, meteor strike, ice age, ice ages, ice-age, ice-ages, change management, procrastination, procrastinate, dinosaur, dinosaurs, indecisive, indecision, indecisiveness
'An asteroid is due to strike in one hour? See if you can get an injunction.'
'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'
"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."
'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'
'Now no funny stuff, Jerry!'
"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"
'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'
'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'