Car Salesmen Cartoons and Comics

'They've really advanced car software.'

Artist:
Stahler, Jeff
Search ID:
jsh120207
High Res:
1900x2521 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, showroom, showrooms, car dealership, car dealerships, technological advancement, technological advancements, technological advances, car salesmen, car salesman, software, program, programs, special offers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, smart car, smart cars

'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra091029
High Res:
1900x2274 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snowmen, snowman, cactus, cacti, climate control, climate controls, car salesmen, car salesman, sales tactic, sales tactics, sales spiel, sales spiels, sales talk, car, cars, selling point, selling points, salesmen, salesman, mileage, air conditioning, heating system

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban1822
High Res:
1657x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas guzzling, big car, big cars, suv, suvs, 4x4, four by four, environmental conscience, green conscience, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales, car fume, car fumes, green politics, environmentalist, environmentalists

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC31125
High Res:
2282x1811 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sales pitch, sales pitches, sales spiel, sales spiels, salesmen, salesman, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales, auto sales, auto salesmen, auto salesman, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, sports car, sports cars, sport car, sport cars, new car, new cars

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC128505
High Res:
4328x3894 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC144438
High Res:
2915x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drunk, drunks, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, deflating, deflation, tube man, tube men, greeting, greetings, greeter, greeters, car salesman, car salesmen, skydancer, skydancers, air dancer, air dancers

"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300610
High Res:
2743x1939 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, pre-owned car, pre-owned cars, sales, salesman, salesmen, upgrade, upsell, upselling, upgrading, car alarm, car alarms, obnoxious, annoying, loud, anti-theft, business, businesses

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC119024
High Res:
2000x1606 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
consumerism, shopping, autos, auto dealer, auto dealers, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, auto dealership, auto dealerships, cat dealerships, trade off, trade offs, trade-off, trade-offs, car salesmen, car salesman, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto sales, car sales, fuel economy, small car, small cars, sales pitch, sales pitches, dealers, depletion

'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'

Artist:
Moore, Steve
Search ID:
smb050402
High Res:
1900x2443 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ref, refs, referee, referees, refereeing, refereed, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales men, car sales man, salesmen, salesman, pressure, pressured, pressures, pressuring, foul, fouling, fouled, fouls, penalty, penalties, time out, time outs, in the bleachers

"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC145583
High Res:
5735x4101 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, selling, dealership, dealerships, second-hand, price range, cost, costs, price, prices, bee, bee, bumblebee, bumblebees, beater, beaters, buying a car, problem, problems

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41407
High Res:
1637x1561 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
suv, suvs, oversize, oversized, oversize vehicle, oversized vehicles, offroad, off-road, van, vans, minivan, minivans, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, car buyer, car buyers, suburb, suburbs, suburban, trend, trends, trendy, unnecessary, dealer, dealers, car dealer, car dealers, auto dealer, auto dealers, waste, wasteful, fuel efficiency, inefficient, gas, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Artist:
Bacall, Aaron
Search ID:
aban913
High Res:
2220x1943 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
auto leasing, advertising, deceptive advertising, advertisement, advertisements, car lease, car leases, rental car, rental cars, trick, tricks, car salesmen, car salesman, rental, rentals, lease, leases, renting, leasing, car showroom, car showrooms, deposit, deposits

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC125449
High Res:
5550x4467 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

Artist:
Lambert, Larry
Search ID:
llan898
High Res:
1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gear shift, gear shifts, gear stick, gear sticks, joystick, joysticks, computer game, computer games, video game, video games, kid, kids, car salesmen, car salesman, car dealership, car dealerships, vr, virtual reality, gamer, gamers, gaming, games console, games consoles

"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
CC141648
High Res:
3088x2360 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, marriage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, buying a car, buying a vehicle, new car, clean, hybrid, clean energy, green, environment, environmentally friendly, eco, eco-friendly, green energy, renewable energy, alternative fuel, alternative fuels, negative energy, car salesmen, car salesman, car lot, car lots, dealer, dealers, dealership, dealerships

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

Artist:
Hankin, Charlie
Search ID:
CC140864
High Res:
3088x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, car lot, car lots, dealership, dealerships, care salesman, car salesmen, used car salesmen, used car salesman, used car, used cars, touch, touching, physical contact, space bubble, space invasion, invade, invasion, invasive, personal space, creepy, touchy, touchy-feely, extra, price, prices, negotiate, negotiating, deal, deals, sale, sales, sell, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, money

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn2571
High Res:
2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, balloon, balloons, car, cars, price, prices, pricing, car salesmen, car salesman, special offer, special offers, bargain, bargains, inclusive, inclusiveness, inclusive prices, expense, expenses

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC34832
High Res:
4437x3300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heavy machinery, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, test drive, test drives, test driving, construction, construction equipment, suv, suvs, oversize, oversized, tank, tanks, beast, beasts, massive, truck, trucks, digger truck, digger trucks

'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dre0223
High Res:
1321x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, forklift, forklifts, forklift truck, forklift trucks, truck, trucks, new car, new cars, car salesman, car salesmen, pig, pigs, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, car sales

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

Artist:
Coleman, Ron
Search ID:
rcln259
High Res:
2250x1882 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
electric car, electric cars, showroom, showrooms, dealership, dealerships, car salesmen, car salesman, green car, green cars, hybrid car, hybrid cars, environmentally, friendly, environmentalist, environmentalists, green vehicle, green vehicles

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC133551
High Res:
3066x2248 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vanity, vain, conspicuous consumption, dream car, dream cars, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, buyer, buyers, buying, salesperson, salespeople, unnecessary purchase, unnecessary purchases, purchase, purchases, chauffeur, chauffeurs, dealership, dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, extra, extras, addition, additions, surcharge, surcharges

'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mba0323
High Res:
1555x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
photocopier, photocopiers, copier, copiers, fraud, money laundering, fake money, fake notes, xerox, xeroxing, car, cars, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, car salesman, car salesmen, used car salesman, used car salesmen, selling, counterfeit, conterfeit money, conterfeiting

'If this doesn't get them into the showroom, nothing will.' (customers following line of money.)

Artist:
Farris, Joseph
Search ID:
jfa0221
High Res:
2200x1924 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
showroom, showrooms, car showroom, car showrooms, car, cars, sales, sell, sells, selling, car salesman, car salesmen, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, blackmail, blackmails, selling tactic, selling tactics, bank note, bank notes, salesman, salesmen, free money

"Would you like to super-size that?"

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban1849
High Res:
1581x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, new car, new cars, sales, salesman, salesmen, car salesman, supersize, supersizing, upgrade, upgrades, small car, small cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car salesman, used car salesmen, auto, autos, auto salesman, auto salesmen, junk food

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban2787
High Res:
1721x1954 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, new car, new cars, buying cars, car salesman, car salesmen, selling cars, second-hand car, second-hand cars, second hand car, second-hand cars, basic trasnsportation, auto, autos, auto sales, auto salesman, low-maintenance, low maintenance