Car Salesmen Cartoons and Comics

'They've really advanced car software.'

'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'

"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'