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'They've really advanced car software.'
'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
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"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."
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"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."
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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'
"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
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"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
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'Thats with $30,000 down.'
'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'
"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'
"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"
'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'
"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."
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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'