Car Salesmen Cartoons and Comics

'They've really advanced car software.'

'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'

"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'