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"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, health, fitness, muscle, muscles, showing off, show-off, show-offs, manly, bicep, biceps, bravado, strength, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bullying, threatening, threat, threats, powerful, strong, power, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
Tags:prison, prisons, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, shackled, shackles, chain, chains, stomach, stomachs, stomach muscle, stomach muscles, muscles, muscles, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, abs, fitness, exercise, in shape, definition, defined abs, defined muscles, well-defined, six-pack, six pack, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders
"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, fitness, physical fitness, workout, workouts, working out, strength training, psychology, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, reflection, reflections, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, expecting, expectant, muscular, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
"He's heterosexual, but he works out as much as a homosexual."
"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
Tags:pickup line, pickup lines, pickup, chat-up, chats up, chatting up, non-compete clause, non-compete clause, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, barfly, barflies, hit on, hits on, hitting on, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, muscleman, musclemen, guarantee, guarantees, harassment, harasser, harassers, come-on, come-ons
"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, fitness, health, body shape, fit, physically fit, physical fitness, in shape, body builder, body builders, body building, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, self-esteem, self-confidence, arrogant, pompous
"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
Tags:health, health junkie, health nut, healthy eating, fitness, fitness junkie, bodybuilder, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, in shape, protein shake, wheat germ, yogurt, yoghurt, errand, errands, grocery shopping, groceries, food shopping, modern life, modern living, new age, health nut, health nuts, healthy living
"Just a few pumps more...!"
A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, strength-training, strength training, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weight-lifters, weightlifter, weightlifters, weights, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, the hunchback of notre-dame, the hunchback of notre dame, quasimodo, bellringer, bellringers, bell-ringer, bell-ringers, bell ringer, bell ringers, church bell, church bells, bell, bells, literature, book, books, novel, novels, movie, movies, film, films, strong, muscle, muscles, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders
"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."
Bench Press Accident
Tags:gym, gyms, workouts, work out, work outs, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, exercises, workout, work too hard, too heavy, overworked, exercise, accident, weight lifting, benching, bench, muscle, muscling, beach body, strain, gaining muscle, gains, bench press, bench press, health and safety, gym accident, gym accidents
Protein Powder Irony
"It might be time to start training your legs!"
"How long have you lived in this gym?"
Tags:gym, gyms, workout, workouts, exercise, exercise regime, exercise regimes, work-out, work-outs, fitness regime, fitness regimes, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, body-builder, body-builders, bodybuilding, body-building, muscle, muscles, obsession, obsessions, six pack, obsessive, body image, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
'These steroids you took for your body building...they weren't by any chance of animal origin, were they?
"I wish I could bulk-up like that."
"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
Tags:muscle, muscles, body building, bodybuilding, body builder, bodybuilders, bodybuilder, body builders, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goers, get fit, getting fit, personal trainer, personal trainers, authority, authoritative, beer belly, beer bellies, ageing, getting older, middle age, middle aged, masculinity
Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
Tags:gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, peacock, peacocks, vain, vanity, beauty, beautiful, health and beauty, bird, birds, flex, flexing, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscles, mating rituals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphism, flashy, show off, showing off, show-off
"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
Tags:gyms, gyms, gym goers, weightlifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, bodybuilding, body builders, body building, bodybuilders, barbells, free weights, freeweights, barbell, freeweight, free weights, weights, weight, diet, dieting, weight loss, weightloss, unfit, fit, fitness, training, personal trainer, personal trainers, losing wight, obesity, obese, bread, bread slice, health, healthy, health problems, dietary advice, health advice, dietary advisor, dietary advisors, health advisor, health advisors, dietician, health adviser, dietary advisor
"Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!"
"I've mainly been working on my nose."
Tags:gym, gyms, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, working out, nose, noses, big nose, big noses, long nose, long noses, liar, liars, lying, pinocchio, muscle, muscles, muscle development, developing muscle, developing muscles, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic masculinity, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters