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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'
'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'
"Look, Mama! I'm not a liability any more."
'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'
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'My problem is that I invested in liabilities that I thought were assets.'
"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sleepover, sleepovers, slumber party, slumber parties, pyjama party, pyjama parties friend, friends, mate, mates, girl, girls, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bedtime, top bunk, dangerous, risky, danger, risk, waiver, waivers, release form, release forms, liability, lawsuit, lawsuits, law, fear of being sued, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel
'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'
"I think you two will enjoy each other immensely."
Tags:introduction, introductions, responsibility, not responsible, liability, new relationship, new relationships, date, dates, liable, legal responsibility, legally responsible, covering your back, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, cocktail party, cocktail parties, accountability, accountable, answerability, answerable
'I'm an asset to my company, an investment to my wife, a liability to the environment, and a write-off to my children...'
'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'
"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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"Try again, boys. This has visibility and credibility, but it still lacks deniability."
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'I lead by example as long as I'm not held legally liable.'
'You're a credit to this firm, Miss Button and through no fault of your own you're also a liability.'
'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'
"Would say this tweet puts us at DEFCON 3 or 4?"
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"Every kid must sign the waiver. It's not about naughty or nice, it's about liability."
'This one was real stubborn. Had to up his medication three times before he'd agree to sign the liability waver.'
"You can't cheat an honest man, but you can probably screw his attorney."
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Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'
Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'