Car Showroom Cartoons and Comics

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

'If this doesn't get them into the showroom, nothing will.' (customers following line of money.)

'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'

"It runs on hybrids."

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

Some Assembly Required

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

'Dang right! ...Oh, you mean the car! Ha, ha, ha, (hic) ha, ha...'

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

"It's a great car, Mr. Tillbrook, but it's just not age-appropriate."

'The optional health package comes with no cigarette lighter.'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

'I thought I heard a siren.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

'This pre-owned beauty has low mileage and most of those were behind a tow truck.'

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

"Now they're keeping behind the Joneses!"

Honest John's car sales