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'Thats with $30,000 down.'
'If this doesn't get them into the showroom, nothing will.' (customers following line of money.)
'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'
"It runs on hybrids."
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, hybrid vehicle, hybrid vehicles, environment, environmentally friendly, environmental issues, environmental issue, green issue, green issues, eco friendly, ecofriendly, eco friendly transport, eco friendly transport, ecofriendly vehicle, eco friendly vehicle, car, cars, car enthusiast, car enthusiast, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, car showroom, car showroom, car salesman, care salesman, salesman, salesmen, car salesperson, car salespeople, new car, buying a car, sales pitch, salespitch, mislead, misleading, missell, misselling, ignorant, ignorance, uninformed
"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
Tags:car show room, car show rooms, car sales, car showroom, car showrooms, jealous, jealousy, beauty standards, competition, competitor, competitors, gender issues, anecdote, anecdotes, distraction, distractions, ignore, ignoring, envy, envious, green eyed monsters, comparison, comparisons, self judgement, self-judgement
Some Assembly Required
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobile, car showroom, car showrooms, automobile showroom, automobile showrooms, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, modern life, modern times, offer, offers, showroom, showrooms, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, expensive, pricey, overprice, flatpack, flatpack furniture, overpriced, assembly required, some assembly required
"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."
'Dang right! ...Oh, you mean the car! Ha, ha, ha, (hic) ha, ha...'
"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."
Tags:car, car salesman, cars, hybrid, hybrids, salesman, salesman, car showroom, car showrooms, dealership, dealerships, wind up car, wind up cars, environmentalist, environmentalists, electric engine, electric engines, hybrid car, windup car, windup cars, con, con man, con men, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, modern tech, toy car, toy cars
'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'
'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'
"It's a great car, Mr. Tillbrook, but it's just not age-appropriate."
Tags:age appropriate, age-appropriate, car showroom, car showrooms, car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, car salesmen, car salesman, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, ageing process, aging process, age inappropriate, age appropriateness
'The optional health package comes with no cigarette lighter.'
"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"
'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'
'I thought I heard a siren.'
'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'
'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'
'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'
"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."
'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'
'This pre-owned beauty has low mileage and most of those were behind a tow truck.'
Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'
"Now they're keeping behind the Joneses!"
Honest John's car sales