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Risk Perception/Risk Assessment/Risk Management.
'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'
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'My particular skill set is mismanaging risk. There seems to be a plethora of people with that skill set.'
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head
'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
Health and Safety
'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'
'This is your lucky day!'
'I'm afraid you're not working out as our risk manager.'
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"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"
"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
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'. . . Press 1 to book an appointment. . . press 2 for a doctor. . . press 3 for an ambulance. . .'
I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...
'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'
'You're right; there's a frozen pea on the floor. I'll cordon off the area, sound the store alarm and call in the disposal experts.'
Health & Safety - Getting the Risk Assessment Forms.
"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."
Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.