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'They've really advanced car software.'
"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."
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"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."
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'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'
"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."
'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'
"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."
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'Sorry. No trade-ins.'
'Who's having a birthday?'
"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'I love that new horse smell.'
'I am buying last year's car, today, with next year's money.'
"How much is that in years of tuition?"
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"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
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'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'
"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."
"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."
"First of all, there was a bee in the car."
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"It's our latest driverless car. If even has a driverless backseat driver."
"I'm looking for the most intimidating vehicle to tailgate out-of-towners with."
"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."
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"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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