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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
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Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!
"I'm going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, then I'm going somewhere I can smoke them."
'Not for me thanks, mate - I'm only a passive smoker.'
'and you promise not to run off, right?'
"Basically, Moses, the commandments are excellent as far as they go, but could you chisel out a few more covering issues like smoking and late tax returns?"
'Is this the smoking area?'
"Would you like to go to my place for a cigarette?"
'We're launching a campaign to get people to take up smoking again!'
'It turned out that if I gave up smoking, drinking and eating rich food I had a 36% greater risk of dying of boredom.'
He says the workplace smoking ban doesn't apply to him as he's not intending to do any work.
'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'
'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'
'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'
Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.
'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'
An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.
Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!
'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
Tags:smoke ban, smoking bans, smoker, smokers, smoking law, smoking laws, secondhand smoke, passive smoking, industrial pollution, air pollution, car pollution, carbon footprint, carbon emissions, carbon emissions, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental law, environmental laws, factory, factories, industrial waste
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
Tags:worker right, worker rights, employee rights, trade union, trade unions, labour union, labour unions, labor union, labor unions, pensions, health coverage, outsourcing, out-sourcing, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoker, smokers, smoke, smokes, secondhand smoke, passive smoker, passive smoking, health risk, health risks
The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban
"We decided not to complicate the issue."
"Due to recent anti-smoking legislation, all I can offer you is a last stick of gum or 'the patch.'"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, last cigarette, last cigarettes, last smoke, last smokes, anti-smoking, no smoking, no smoking laws, anti-smoking legislation, smoking ban, smoking bans, firing squad, firing squads, execution, executions, execute, executes, last minutes, dead, death, die, dying, nicotine gum, nicotine patch, nicotine patches, the patch
'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'